🚨📈👀 BREAKING: Trump Goes Full Grizzly Bear Mode on China! 🐻💥 So, picture this: the Donald is out here flexing like he’s going to 1v1 Xi Jinping in a Fortnite dance-off after China dropped some SERIOUS trade beef 🥩💰—hostile moves, rare-earth export bans, and a full-on SEND IT to American semiconductor companies. That’s right, fam! We’re talking EXPLOSIVE levels of “not today, China!” 🔥🔥 In a recent post on Truth Social (which, let’s be real, is about as reliable as your grandma's WiFi 😅), Trump rages about China trying to “clog” our markets. Like, bro, did you just discover the concept of supply chain? 🤦‍♂️💀 “Massive tariffs” are on the table, and you just KNOW the stock market is like: “🤑 STONKS UP OR STONKS DOWN? 🚀💣” Meanwhile, China’s probably like: “This is fine” with a meme-worthy fire emoji in the background. 🔥😳 ✨Leaked Developer Quote: “We coded more tariffs than we did bugs this month. Sorry, not sorry.” 💻 So what’s our unhinged prediction? I’m calling it: next week, it’ll turn into a TikTok challenge where everyone rates their favorite tariffs, and people will start posting deep-fried memes of Trump as a tariff overlord! 🤡💀😜 Share this to let the chaos reign!