🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP DROPS VISA FEE BOMB LIKE IT’S 1999! 🚨🔥 In a shocking *toot-toot* 🚂, President Trump just signed a proclamation that’s gonna make tech companies do a double take. *💸* Say goodbye to cheap international labor because it’s about to cost a cool $100K PER H-1B visa! That’s more than my rent, my coffee addiction, AND my overflowing Twitch subscriptions combined! 💀💀 That’s right folks, tech giants like Silicon Valley, Facebook, and the rest of these stonks-chasing bozos better be ready to *cope* and *seethe* 😤 because the golden days of low-cost foreign labor is GONE like your motivation on a Monday morning! *“We’re just trying to code and consume overpriced avocado toast!”* - Anonymous Dev (probably). With 70% of H-1B beneficiaries waltzing in from India 🇮🇳, this is like making a video game but *ALL THE ENEMIES ARE BUFFED TO HELL!*💥💥 What does this mean? Chaos, memes, and companies pushing for automation harder than your grandma pushing for that Thanksgiving dinner! 🤖🦃 🚀 My hot take? In 3 years, we’ll either be paying our developers in *exposure* or forming a tech underground to smuggle in coding ninjas for the ultimate hackathon! 🔥 Get your popcorn ready, fam, this is gonna get wild! 🍿💀 #TechDrama #VisaSaga #H1B3000