🚨🤖 *BREAKING NEWS: Trump Tries to Turn AI into a Woke-Buster! 😂💀* So apparently, the former president thinks he’s the AI whisperer now and wants chatbots to stop being “woke.” 🤡💼 Like, bro, if I wanted to hear **unconstitutionally anti-woke** nonsense, I would just scroll through my uncle's Facebook posts! 🤦‍♂️💩 Senator Brainiac (no cap, that’s not his actual name but it should be) is out here shaking his head saying Trump’s ideas are about as solid as a wet paper bag. 🥴💔 CEOs of AI companies are receiving “cease and desist” letters faster than they can say “data training”. 🤯💌 First, they need to prove their AI is “truth-seeking” or risk being put in the digital corner like a bad child. 😳🚫 Then they want these models to operate like factual ninjas—facts only, no cap! Or else they shout “I’m not sure” like a confused intern in a meeting. 😵‍💫🔍 And here’s a leaked convo I totally made up: **Grumpy AI Dev:** “So my chatbot can’t even say ‘I’m sorry’ now?” **Woke CEO:** “Nah fam, it’s got to stick to the script or risk being canceled!” 🤣✌️ *Prediction time*: The only thing more cringe than Trump's AI order? Chatbots throwing shade at politicians! “Sorry, I can’t compute that misinformation, try asking the facts 😂🚀.” *Get ready for AI drama like you’ve never seen before! Share this madness! 🔥*