🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Trump’s Anti-Bias AI Order is like asking a cat to stop being a cat. It’s all “no ideological bias,” while whispering sweet nothings into the ear of the devs like, "Make it pro-MAGA, fam!" 🤡🔥 Imagine this: "Hey, AI developers! We want you to create unbiased algorithms... that are totally NOT biased towards MY worldview!" *cue galaxy brain* 💥💥 So, we got the Trump Administration rolling back the rhetoric and saying they’re “saving AI from itself,” but really they’re just giving it a bad haircut. 🚀💰 More like, “Let’s make this AI a tiny little puppet on our ideological strings.” 🎭 No cap, it’s as cringe as a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong. 🧑‍💻 *Leaked quote from a fictional dev*: “I just want my AI to tell me *how great America is,* not what the facts are, okay?!” 🤖💀 As if it’s not already a wild ride with ChatGPT simping for our every need, now it’s gonna be like, "Hey, what do you need, Master? An echo chamber? You got it!” ✨🔥 So here’s my hot take: AI’s gonna turn into that overzealous Uncle at Thanksgiving, all “Let me tell you how things really are...” 🤦‍♂️ Buckle up, we’re entering the cringe zone, folks. This is fine 🙃 *stonks collapse* 🚀😵