🚨👀 BREAKING: TRUMP’S AI PLAN IS HERE AND IT’S MORE SPICY THAN YOUR EX'S TEXTS! 🌶️💀 So, President Donnie has dropped an AI action plan with 90+ policy recommendations! Y’all thought the only thing he was good at was tweeting? Nah, he’s leveling up like a gamer on a sugar high! 🎮💥 But wait… 🙈 This plan is rolling back those Biden-era measures on AI bias and cybersecurity like it’s a TikTok dance challenge that got old. 🕺💔 It's like asking Big Tech to behave while giving them a whole cake with an extra frosting of “Do whatever you want, we trust you, fam!” 🎂💰 🚀 INSIDE SCOOP: Anonymous Source (def not a Trump staffer 😂): “We decided to just let AI do its thing. It’s like giving your toddler a box of crayons and saying, ‘Be free!’ What could possibly go wrong?” 🎨🌈 Meanwhile, your stonks just went from 🚀 to 😬 as you realize we’re living in an episode of *Black Mirror* where instead of AI protecting us, it’s here to order your groceries and track your gaming habits. This is fine. 🔥💀 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon, your fridge will have more rights than you under the Trump AI regime! Welcome to the Matrix, boys! 😱🕶️ Share if ya feel me! #AIDrama #MemeMadness