🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Trump’s got a new AI action plan and it’s like giving a toddler a sugar rush at an all-you-can-eat buffet! 🎉💀💰 Forget "Make America Great Again," we’re talking about "Make Big Tech Even Bigger!" 🤖💪 Like, can we just throw a party with stonks pizza and call it a day? 🍕📈 This plan is basically saying, “Regulation? Nah, fam. Let’s just let the robots run wild!” 🤡🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, I can’t tell if it's a tech plan or a new season of Black Mirror. The vibes are *seriously* dystopian." 💩💔 Companies are gonna pull off stunts like: “Hey, wanna regulate AI? How about we just chill and let the algorithm decide your lunch?” 🤷‍♂️ And if there’s ever a biased algorithm? 😂 Just slap a “This is fine” dog meme on it and call it a day. 🐶🔥 Drake meme: "Regulation? NOPE!" (pointing left) vs. "Let’s break everything right!" (pointing right). 🥴 🔥🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, we'll all be either besties with our AI overlords or in a post-apocalyptic wasteland fighting for WiFi! Can’t wait! ✌️💀 #AIFuture #PleaseNoMoreCringe