**🛑 BREAKING NEWS: Trump’s AI Dreams or Nightmares? 🤡👀** Whip out your tinfoil hats, fam, ‘cause we’re diving into the wild world of Trump’s epic AI priorities! 🚀💥 Like, if an AI could clone his hair, THAT would be goal #1, right? But nah, they want “better” AI—cue the stonks meme! 💸📈 Picture this: “Hey Siri, make America great again… but with robots!” 🤖💀 Can you imagine an AI that can dodge every question like Trump does? 😂💔 Developers leaking quotes like, “At least this time, the bots won't storm the Capitol!” 🙃 So here’s the rundown 📝: 1️⃣ **Make AI Great Again**: Because clearly, we need more 'fake news' bots! 2️⃣ **Regulations? Nah**: Just let the robots run wild like the last dance at a wedding. 💃🕺 3️⃣ **Emotional Intelligence**: LOL. As if AI can understand human feelings when Twitter exists. 4️⃣ **Global Dominance**: Welcome to Skynet: America Edition 🔥🔥 5️⃣ **National Security**: Is every TikTok dance now a potential espionage tool? 🤔 But seriously, I’m just waiting for the day when “This is fine” memes start coming with AI-generated doggos! Honestly, if we’re not careful, the robots are gonna be running for office by 2024! **🔥🔥And mark my words: an AI will hijack Trump’s Twitter by 2025—and it's gonna be the biggest roast fest in history!** 💥🚀💰