***BREAKING: Nonprofit Drama! 🎭 The Trump Train 🚂 is Coming for the Haters!*** 💰💔 Hold on to your donation receipts, folks! 📝 Nonprofits are trying to channel *JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure* but instead are just Schrödinger's funding! 😱 One moment they’re sipping lattes and swiping right on 501(c)(3), and the next they’re packing their bags like they’re fleeing to Narnia to escape the Trump administration's incoming meme onslaught! 🇺🇸💨 *Leaked developer quote from a nonprofit director:* “We thought we were just fighting for the planet, now we’re prepping like it’s *The Hunger Games* for grants! May the odds be EVER in our favor!” 🎯🔥 Meanwhile, others are changing their mission statements to “support local avocado toast.” 🥑 The backlash is real; nonprofit executives are about to start a new TikTok trend: "How to Prepare for the Apocalypse and Still Write Grants!" 💔🤖 (I call it the “Stonks 2: Fund Us Edition.”) But y’all did NOT hear it from me, but rumor has it that the Secret Nonprofit Society is in talks to secretly fund a “Nonprofit Defense Force” 👀💪... What’s next? Fundraising by selling NFT art of *literally anything*?! *Seethe* if you think that’s a terrible idea! 🚀💥 So buckle up, buttercup! At this rate, we’ll be adding “nonprofit bunker” to our Instagram bios faster than you can say “it’s fine” while everything burns! 🔥👀 **Hot Take:** By 2025, we’ll see nonprofits offering personal coaching sessions on how to “embrace chaos” 🤡💀—and honestly, it might just WORK.