🚨💥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, because the Trump administration just gave my precious cyber defenses a face full of cringe! 💩🤡💔 🔍 Experts are out here spilling the tea on how our infrastructure is basically the iPhone charger you lost in the couch 😱— all tangled up and barely working! 🛠️✨ Thanks to some seriously sus decisions from Uncle Sam, our public-private partnerships are now as weak as my WiFi signal during a Zoom call. 📶🔊 💀💔 Cyber experts are like, “Bro, we’re at DEFCON 1 and y’all cut the budget?!” The industry got real alarmed, and I’m just here like, “This is fine!” 🔥🔥🔥 Remember when we thought stonks were supposed to go up and not down? 🥴💰 📉💔 “We used to rely on the government for support, but now it’s like dating someone who ghosted you after the first date,” said an *unnamed cybersecurity expert* (definitely not my friend Steve who’s obsessed with Star Wars, for real). "Now we're just waiting for the Next Big Hack™ like it’s a sequel to a bad movie nobody asked for." 🎬❌ 🚀💥 Hot take: In 2024, we’ll be outsourcing all our cyber defenses to a bunch of TikTok teens using meme strategies. Just watch, it'll be chaos! 🤖🤦‍♂️ Share this or you’ll be the next target of a cringe attack! 💀🚀