🚨📡🎭 BREAKING: Trump Admin Says "NO BROADBAND FOR YOU!" 🚫💰💀 Hold on to your routers, fam! The Trump administration just dropped the most ridiculous internet rule since dial-up was a thing: if states want to dip into a sweet $42 billion broadband fund, they better NOT 🛑 even think about lowering internet prices for low-income folks. Like, hello, we out here in the year of our lord 2023 and ISPs are charging more than your monthly rent! 🤬 Imagine this convo in the White House: **Trump:** “We can’t let states cut prices. What’s next? Free avocado toast?” 🥑💔 **Some poor intern:** “Sir, people are starving for affordable internet!” **Trump:** “They can watch *The Apprentice* on dial-up or get a job!” 😂 Meanwhile, ISPs are over there like: 💵💵💵 *“Stonks!”* when they raise rates again. Honestly, this is like the sequel to *This Is Fine* but with worse coffee. Do they think we don’t see through the cringe? 🤡✨ 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take alert: In 5 years, we’ll be paying via Starbucks points or NFTs just to load a webpage! 🤑💀💻 Put this in your meme machine and watch the chaos unfold, because this is about to go full #InternetElders! Share this hot mess! 🚀✌️