🚨🧪BREAKING: Trump’s admin just hit the big red button on 383 clinical trials and BOOM 💥💔 74,000 participants are now vibing in the wild without their meds! Like, what’s next? 🤡 Maybe they’ll just Netflix and chill until they grow a third arm? 🤖💪 So, the Harvard brainiacs dropped a study 📚💥 that exposes this major science flop. That’s like cutting all the pizza in half before a party and being like, “It’s still a pizza party, right? 🍕” Nah, fam. This is my “THIS IS FINE” meme moment. 🔥 💸 "At this rate, the only trials we’ll have left are the ones in Judge Judy's courtroom," one imaginary researcher was overheard saying. LEAKED: "We might as well sell ‘em as NFTs at this point." 🎨💰 In a world where stonks 📈 are up, and sanity is down, I’m here to predict the unexpected: next up, an “experimental” reality show featuring these 74,000 trial stars. “Survivor: Medical Edition” will definitely raise eyebrows and lower IQs, but hey… ratings? 📺✨ Hold onto your lab coats, folks, cause this rollercoaster's just getting started! 🎢💀 #CovidWho #ExperimentalReality 😱🚀