🎉🚫✈️ HOLIDAY FLIGHT MAYHEM COMING IN HOT 🔥 BREAKING NEWS, fam: The Trump admin just dropped a Thanksgiving bombshell that'll have us all flying through emotional turbulence! 😱💥 Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy (who is definitely not a meme) decided it would be a GREAT idea to threaten canceling *thousands* of flights. Picture this: families trying to reach their loved ones while Uncle Jerry shows up high on pumpkin spice and demands a recount on that last slice of pie. 🥧💀 🔔 10% cut in flights means this year's travel will be a *literal* game of musical chairs at the airport. 🪑💨 Forget chargers and snacks — pack your therapy llama instead, you're gonna NEED it! Imagine your gate being like the “this is fine” meme but instead of a dog, it’s you trying to rationalize why you booked a flight on the day after Thanksgiving. 💡 *Leaked quote from a “developer”*: “We thought about shutting down the government during the holidays, but nobody thought it would go this far. Guess it's just a feature, not a bug! 🤡” So, what's the hot take? Stick to driving your *golf cart* to grandma's house this year. 🚗💨 That's the *roast* we all need! 🥩🔥 Stonks on airlines? More like stonks on heart attacks! 💔📉 #ThanksgivingChaos