🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Trump is about to pull a *Total Boss Move™* by signing a TikTok deal this Thursday! 🤡💼 Apparently, America is getting a new “joint venture” where ByteDance gets dropped like a bad habit and holds LESS THAN 20% of TikTok. Like, does this mean TikTok is about to be the new kids’ clubhouse with a “No Mom’s Allowed” policy? 😂 So, in a world where Trump saves TikTok from the clutches of the CCP (that’s Chinese Communist Party for the uninitiated folks), we’re all just waiting for the day this app (that’s basically just dancing and chaos) becomes the official app of the U.S. government! 🇺🇸💃 In an imaginary chat that totally happened between TikTok developers, one said: “I mean, if we turn off the cringe filter, imagine how many lives we could ruin!!” 😂🔥 And another replied, “But the stonks, my dude! 📈 We’d go from digital kids to digital kings!” 🚀 So gear up, fam! TikTok is about to be more American than apple pie and bald eagles! 🥧🦅 **Unhinged Prediction**: By 2025, TikTok will replace actual government meetings, and the next President will literally be chosen by who can do the best dance challenge. FINAL BOSS LEVEL: TikTok Election Edition! 💯💥