🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS 🔥🚨 So like, the *Trump administration* just hit us with a WILD plot twist worthy of a Netflix original! 🎬💥 Meet Kat Abughazaleh, the 26-year-old influencer who went from #JusticeWarrior to #CongressionalDramaQueen faster than you can say "ICE, ICE, Baby!" ❄️✨ Y'all, she’s facing charges for a protest that looks like it went straight outta a TikTok meme compilation! 😂👀 Imagine this: **banging on a car, scratching “PIG” into the side, and breaking mirrors like you’re auditioning for a Fast & Furious film!** 🚗💨 *This is fine* though, right? What’s next, a TikTok dance challenge for Congress? 💃💼 "When you get charged but you still gotta campaign!" 🤡 Allegedly, she and her crew were just trying to flex their artistic skills on an ICE agent’s ride. No cap, I’m surprised they didn’t live-stream it. 📱💀 🗣️ A "leaked" chat with a developer: **Kat:** "Shall we go protest?" **Developer:** "Pfft, why not just screen record? 🤷‍♂️" **Kat:** "STONKS! 📈" Prediction: If she wins, her first bill will be mandatory TikTok politics classes. 💰👽 This is either genius or cringe, YOU decide! 💥💔 #VoteForChaos