🚨BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP VS. THE CPB! 🚨💥 🦸‍♂️💼 Did y’all hear about the *ultimate plot twist* where Donald Trump decided to *sue* the CPB like they’re some kind of reality show contestant who got voted off the island? 😱✨ I mean, this is the kinda drama only found in TikTok soap operas and dumpster fires! 🔥👀 *Cue suspenseful music* So, the scene goes: Trump fires three board members - 🌪️ *POOF* you're OUT! - but these legends said “Nah fam, we’re not going anywhere.” Like, what kind of *galaxy brain* move is that?! 🤯🚀 “Effective immediately,” my guy, they just laughed in his face like they were on *The Office*: "This is fine." 😂🤡 Leaked from the *secret Trump Discord*: “I thought firing them meant they’d actually leave. This isn’t Fortnite!” 🤪💀 Meanwhile, the board is like, “We’re chillin’ with five members, good luck with that lawsuit!” 🤣💅 Here's my totally unhinged prediction: fr fr, this whole thing is gonna end with *fireworks*, a TikTok dance collab, and next season of “The Real House***** of Washington D.C.” 🔮🎉💰 Stonks are CRASHING!!! 🚀📉 Share this chaos and watch the world burn! 🔥🔥🔥