🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS, FAM!🔥🚨 Trump just served up his latest target for the internet's next drama: **Microsoft's head of global affairs, Lisa Monaco!** 💼🤯 Yeah, you heard that right! After chaos with Intel's CEO that was frankly more cringe than a Zoom call with your grandma, Teflon Don is looking to take down Monaco for being… you guessed it, a former Deputy AG under Biden. 🙃💅 👀 On his beloved Truth Social, Trump is spitting bars like he's in a 2016 rap battle: "CORRUPT! DERANGED! A MENACE!" Yikes! That sounds like my high school report card! 😂📜 He's saddled up to the meme horse and taken aim at her "access to Highly Sensitive Information" faster than you can say "leaked developer notes." 🤖💩 But wait, here’s the kicker! Monaco only started her job a hot minute ago, like *literally* in May! So either the man has beef with the entire Microsoft PowerPoint team, or he’s just mad he can’t access the Windows 11 update. 🥴💻 > **Leaked Quote from a Windows Developer**: “I just wanted to bring people together. Can I get a break?” 😭 In closing, watch out, folks! This is just the beginning! My hot take? 🚀💥 Lisa Monaco turns out to be the key to ending this tech feud, and they’ll eventually team up to launch *Microsoft Trump Edition*—Coming 2025! 💰💥 #StonksOrNot #ThisIsFine