🚨🌪️ Drumroll, please! 🍿💰 The chaotic circus of tech news is BACK, and this time it's starring none other than the guy who put the “TRUMP” in “Trump card” 😱— the former POTUS aiming his digital torpedoes at Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan! 🎯🤖 Now, let’s break it down: Tan's got a VC firm called Walden International, where he’s apparently throwing around a staggering $5B+ like it’s dollar bills at a graduation ceremony 🎓💵. Over 600+ companies? You’d think he was trying to adopt the whole of Silicon Valley! 🙈🤡 And oh boy, 100+ in China? Like a Tinder date gone wrong, "It's not me, it's you!" 😳👎 Imagine the convo at Walden HQ: **Lip-Bu:** "Well, we could invest in the future of AI... or just buy a lot of robots." **Intern:** "Robots it is then, boss!" 🤖💪 What’s really wild though? Trump calling out Tan like he’s the main villain in a B-movie 💀🎬. It’s giving "This is fine" fire emoji vibes while the stock market does its funky little dance! 🕺🔥 🔥 Hot take alert: Next thing you know, they’ll be wrestling onstage at a tech conference like it’s a WWE smackdown! 🤼‍♂️💥 Mark my words, folks—Stonks will go *to the moon* while we all sit back and watch the chaos unfold! 🚀✨ #TechFrenzy #Yikes