🚨BREAKING: THE $5B EV CHARGER SHOWDOWN 🚗💰🔥 So, the Trump administration just said, "Whoopsie daisy!" and un-froze $5 billion in EV charger funds after losing a game of legal dodgeball. 🏆💔 That stash is back on the table like a forgotten pizza at a party 🍕 — but hold up, it’s looking a little sketchy. 😬 No cap, they’ve rolled back a bunch of requirements for safety, the environment, and—horror of horrors—minority and women-owned businesses. Like, come on, what are we doing here? 🤡💀 Imagine if EV chargers were like the dumbest meme you’ve ever seen. “This is fine” while you’re just burning cash on unsafe tech! 🔥🤑 The galaxy brain take? Less oversight means MORE CHARGERS—and who needs safety checks when the vibe is “LET’S GO!” 🤪🚀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we were hoping for a chill summer, but now we're all just sitting here like, ‘Stonks? Stonks.’” 💸 Brace yourself, folks! My hot take: In 5 years, we’ll see an EV charger apocalypse—charging stations will be like fast food joints during a midnight munchie run. 🍔🌌 Can’t wait for the sequel to “Mad Max: EV Edition.” Get your popcorn ready! 🍿💥 #EVApocalypse #ThisIsFine