🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT 🚨: I hope y’all are sitting down because Trump just turned Elon into the main character of a *very* real-life episode of “Deportation Wars: The Revenge of the Boring” 🛬⚡️💀. That’s right folks, we might be losing Elon to the land of “y’all come back now, ya hear?” 🎩✨ So in this wild showdown, Trump threw down a “we’ll have to look into it” that made the Titanic look like a leisurely boat ride. And what’s this about DOGE?! Nah, not *that* DOGE, but the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) coming to dinner to feast on Musk like he’s the last slice of pizza at a coder’s party 🍕😳. Musk’s been slandering Trump’s “Big Beautiful” budget bill like it’s a cringe TikTok dance, because let's be honest, 🚫💰 who wants higher deficits? (Especially when they’re stocking their crypto portfolio 💸💎💪). As if that wasn’t spicy enough, rumor has it Elon whispered to his Tesla engineers, “What if I just tweet about how I’m from Mars? Would that work?”🌌🤖 🔥 Hot Take: Within a month, they’ll be bickering in a TikTok dance-off, trying to out-meme each other like heavyweights in a cringe arena. “Drake pointing” to the ‘Good’ side of Twitter, and “THIS IS FINE” to the other. Buckle up, fam; you know it's gonna get messy! 😆🚀