🚨💥 BREAKING: Trump Drops the Ultimate Tech Bombshell 💥🚨 So there we were, vibing at an AI summit, and *BOOM* 💣—Trump pops in and flexes that he thought about breaking up Nvidia! I mean, can you imagine a world where RTX cards are just baby GPUs? 😂✨ But alas, his homies whispered sweet nothings like "that's hard" and "facts, my dude"—and suddenly, the vision was gone. 👀💔 Is this dude the *ultimate* tech visionary or just trying to play 4D chess while we're all stuck on checkers? 🤔 "Like bro, we literally can't even!" #GovDudeCrisis 🤡 LEAKED QUOTE from one of his aides: “He thought ‘Nvidia’ was an ice cream flavor! We had to explain it was not a dessert.” 🍦💀 Drake's face says it all: “I’m no longer breaking hearts, just breaking up monopolies… in theory.” 😤💔 *Points at Nvidia* 🚫💰 #Seethe #Cope 🔥🔥 On the real, can we just appreciate how a potential Trump vs. Nvidia saga could bring us the ultimate meme war? 🐐💥 *Bold Prediction*: In 2025, Trump will announce the launch of “Nvidia Lite,” a company that makes GPUs with half the power for twice the price. 💸🔥 Stonks? I think not! 🤡 #ThisIsFine #MemeEconomics #TechChaos