🚨💔 BREAKING: TikTok Valuation Drama is More Confusing Than Plot Twists in a Soap Opera! 💔🚨 So, the Trump administration just slapped a $14B price tag on TikTok’s US biz, and you thought your crush's mixed signals were bad? 😂💔 Like, can someone explain how we went from $40B to $14B faster than my WiFi drops during the Super Bowl? 🤷‍♂️💨 Investors are out here calling it a “bargain” while I’m just trying to find a bargain on avocado toast. 😩🥑 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “At this point, I’d pay $14 to TikTok just to STOP hearing overhyped dance challenges. No cap!” 👀🔥 If this were a meme, it’d be Drake pointing: “$40B: Nah. $14B: Sure, why not.” 😂 Stonks going down faster than my motivation on a Monday morning. 📉💀 Meanwhile, the clowns in the TikTok court are dropping the popcorn like: "This is fine." ☠️🍿 Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, TikTok will be auctioning its US division for a pack of gum and a promise that no cringe dances will be allowed ever again. 🤡🚀💰 #MemesWarlords #TikTokToTheMoon Share this chaos if you feel my pain! 🤖💥