🔥🚨BREAKING: TRUMP’S TIKTOK TEA! 🚨🔥 Yo, fam!!! 📉💀 Meltdown alert! When your favorite TikTok dance is suddenly sponsored by the *Murdoch Dynasty* and *Michael Dell* while *Donald Trump* spills the tea like it’s hot 🔥☕️. Apparently, *Lachlan Murdoch* is out here *not* just sampling the latest trends—the man’s apparently in the ownership group for TikTok US! 🤯🤖 This is fine. 🤡💔 I mean, can you *imagine* the boardroom meetings? “Let’s add some MAGA TikToks to the timeline! Stonks! 💰💸” 👀 Did anyone ask? Nah fr fr, they're just vibing like Drake pointing at the next social media mishap! We’ve officially jumped into the conspiracy meme universe where Rupert Murdoch is the puppet master, and Michael Dell is the guy who just brought a whole box of outdated laptops to the party. *CRINGE ALERT* 🚨💻 Leaked Dev Quote: “We’re just here to make TikTok great again... but like, for billionaires.” 💀 Here's a hot take that'll set your brain ablaze 🔥: *Dancing with the Stars will soon be streaming on Fox News.* This is either innovation or pure chaos, and honestly, who’s keeping score? 🤡🚀 SMASH that share button if you vibe with this madness! ✌️💥 #MurdochTok #CringeTok