🌪️ BREAKING: Trump vs. Intel - Because Who Needs Boring Politics When You Can Have Drama? 🚨🤡 Okay fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because our favorite orange Cheeto 🍊 is back in the political kitchen, serving up *hot takes* like a chef on a TikTok cooking spree! 🔥👨‍🍳 Today’s spicy dish? Donald “The Truthinator” Trump is demanding that Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan step down. “This CEO is HIGHLY CONFLICTED!” he squawks on his Truth Social – you know, the platform that’s just like Twitter, but with more *cringe*. 😂💀 💸 Meanwhile, the stock market be like: “STONKS?!” 📈 But honestly, who could blame Lip-Bu? I mean, if I got roasted openly like that, I’d probably drop all my chips and go home too. In a leaked convo, an anonymous Intel developer was overheard saying, “At this point, should I just put on a hoodie and start mining crypto?!” 💻💰 Seriously, at this rate, Intel’s chances of being relevant are shrinking faster than my attention span in a Zoom meeting. So here’s my *totally unhinged prediction*: In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix series, Lip-Bu actually #saves Intel by launching a line of ‘Trump-tastic’ chips that taste like victory and unity... and also contain 0% actual tech. 🚀🥳 Share this madness & let’s see how fast this goes viral! 💥💣💯