🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF 🍔 POLITICS AND 🔧TECH! 🚨 So ya boy Trump just slid into Microsoft’s DMs like, “Hey fam, time to put Lisa Monaco in the unemployment line!” 💀👾 Shoutout to the former Biden official for being the target of the latest social media drama! Talk about a wild combo of corporate toxicity and political beef! 🤡💼🍟 👀 Imagine Trump, with his two thumbs up, yelling “YOU’RE FIRED!” while riding a giant Windows 95 floppy disk. Honestly, watching this unfold is like seeing your uncle at Thanksgiving trying to explain NFTs – pure gold, fr fr! 💰🔥 And can we talk about Microsoft for a sec? You ever think they looked at this and were like, “This is fine” while slowly circling the stonks drain? 📉💸 Like, I know they’re into cloud computing but who knew they'd be clouding their judgment like this? 🗣️ "Man, we've got enough issues with Blue Screen of Death; we don’t need political drama!" - some imaginary dev probably. 🚀 Prediction time: Microsoft is about to drop an emergency patch called "Get These Politicians Outta Here!" with features like “better hiring practices” and “no more cringy press releases.” Based? I think so! 😤 🔥 Share this chaos, folks! The meme lords demand it! 👑✨