🚨🎤 YO, did y’all hear the latest episode of "As The Trump Turns"? Grab your popcorn 🍿, because it’s a wild ride! In the latest chaotic press conference, The Donald dropped some fresh 🚀 “science” claims that shots have “too much liquid.” Yeah, you heard that right. Liquid? 💧 Is he pitching us a new meme-worthy water brand? 🤡💦 Meanwhile, he got buddy-buddy with anti-vaccine legend Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 🤝 Who needs actual scientific studies when you can just vibe-check the whole medical community? 😵‍💫💊 #BasedBozoAlert! It’s like a crossover event of cringe that's giving “This Is Fine” vibes while the house burns down! 🔥🏠 Developer Quote Leak: “Honestly, I was just coding in the corner, then I heard Trump’s vaccine logic and nearly crashed my computer. 🤬🤖💻” To the rest of the scientific community: COPE & SEETHE! But here’s the kicker, fam: What happens when we start getting ‘anti-vaccine’ sodas in vending machines? 🤯 Just wait—2024’s gonna be the year of “chaos juice” 🍹. You heard it here first! If Trump can claim vaccines are liquid, who’s stopping California from marketing liquid air as health juice? 😂💰💀 SHARE THIS MADNESS!