🚨💰BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! TRUMP GOES ALL IN ON INTEL! 💰🚨 Yup, you read that right! In a shocking twist that has literally zero people saying "this is fine" 🔥, our former president just dropped the bomb that Uncle Sam is snatching up a 10% stake in the tech giant we call Intel! 🤯 You know, the chipmakers that are like, “Windows Update? Never heard of it!” 😩🤖 During a press briefing that was definitely NOT about football 🏆 (unless you count stock market goals), Trump was like: “You see, folks, stonks are the future. I’m basically the nacho cheese on this taco of tech!” *cue the galaxy brain meme* ✨ What’s next? "The US government to develop a new line of processors called Trump Chips™ - they’re huge, and definitely all about the win!” 🤔💥 ⚡️Meanwhile, Intel's stock is spiking higher than your uncle at a family BBQ when you ask him to explain crypto. 📈💃 And let’s be real, *if* Biden ever tells us to invest in Apple, I swear I’m moving to Mars. 💀✨ Just take a sec to imagine the 2024 Election campaign slogan: *“Vote for the candidate with the crispiest CPU!”* #IntelIsLit 🔥 #TrumpStonks #ChaosTheory PSA: This is definitely NOT financial advice, but if this stake does anything, it might just launch Intel into a *semi-conductor* level! 🚀