🔥💀 Hold onto your hard hats and get ready to roast some egos, fam! 🚀💰 Remember when Trump screamed “We will drill, baby, drill!” at his inauguration like he was auditioning for the role of Drill Sergeant in a 90s action flick? 🤡 Well, fast forward to 2023 and it’s looking like the only thing that’s actually drilling is the boredom, ‘cause the US energy industry is out here like “Nah, we chillin’.” 😂💤 Reports show we’re pumping oil slower than a tortoise on a coffee break ☕🐢—and honestly, aren’t we all just here waiting for that sweet, sweet gas price drop? 🤔💩 Instead, gas prices are still playing peek-a-boo around inauguration week levels, and you know what that means? We’re all still broke bozos! 💸💀 Leaked developer quote? “We were expecting a drilling boom, but at this point we might as well be drilling for memes! 😂👨‍💻” So here’s the tea: while we’re out here vibing in a post-Trump world, Biden’s driving the energy market like a Tesla on autopilot—smooth and sustainable, unlike that cringe drill-a-palooza. 🚗✨ Hot take alert: Get your tinfoil hats ready because I'm predicting the next big energy trend will involve surfing on solar waves and wind turbine TikToks 🌬️🔥! Can’t wait to see those stonks rise! 🤙😂