🎉💀 Yo, fam! Did you hear? The ultimate “Drill, Baby, Drill” strategy from Trump has gone full-on *ghost mode* 🤡👻. Like, WHERE are the new rigs? Did they all sign a contract with Sasquatch? 🚀💰 Meanwhile, clean energy is flexing on these fossil fools like it’s summer gym class—🔥💪. 🤖💡 Suddenly, wind and solar are breaking the bank of oil like: “Stonks? More like STONKED! 💸💵” But wait! Imma hit you with some leaked developer quotes here: 🗣️💬 “Bro, we were promised RIGS! Now it’s just WIND TURBINES! 💨” And guess what? The oil industry is in a state of “this is fine” 🔥😅 while they watch their profits dwindle like a bad TikTok dance. Hey, at this point, the White House is probably sitting there like, “We know it’s ‘clean energy’ time, but did we have to tell the oil guys?” 🚨😬 💥Hot take alert: In 5 years, we’ll be drilling into solar panels instead of the ground. The new oil? Sunlight! But like, *actually* sustainable. 🌞🤯 Get ready, folks! #TRANSITIONS #TheFutureIsBright #ButNotForBigOil 🔥💀✌️