🚨🔥 *BREAKING* FEMA IS ON SUSPENDED JOE! 🤡💀 Who needs disaster response when you’ve got leadership that’s more interested in cutting costs than saving lives?! Talk about a “this is fine” moment! ☕️🔥 📉 So, 30 FEMA employees just got benched for saying "Hey fam, we’re kinda trash at our jobs right now because of clueless leadership." And it lands in the inbox like a bad Tinder date—*ghosted* 😬. 💌 Apparently, they're not fans of the agency getting gut-punched by budget cuts and staff shortages while floods are like “YO, I’m here!” in Kerrville, Texas! 🌊💔 Imagine this convo: 👨‍💻 Developer: “So, boss, what’s the plan?” 👩‍💻 Boss: “Simple! We cut spending and hope for the best!” 👨‍💻 Developer: “That sounds like a stonks meme gone wrong.” 👩‍💻 Boss: “Exactly! The future of FEMA! 🤑✨” So, when these peeps bring up issues, it’s not “Let’s fix this,” it’s more like *BOOM*—they get tossed! 📅 Prediction Time: Expect to see a “FEMA’s Got Talent” reality show where staff compete for who can shout the loudest about being ignored. Winner gets… administrative leave! 💰🚀 Stay woke, fam! 🧠💥 #FEMAFiasco #ChaosIsNormal