🚨 BREAKING NEWS, Y'ALL! 🚨 The TikTok ban deadline has been extended again, like my ex’s excuses! 👀💔 That’s right, Trump is back at it, signing executive orders like he’s collecting Pokémon cards! Gotta catch 'em all, right? ✌️💾 For the THIRD time, he’s extended the deadline for TikTok, even though nobody knows how many more times he can do this without the legal equivalent of a “No Cap” meme popping up everywhere. 🤡💀 “The ban is coming, like Thanos with a TikTok account!” – said literally no one ever! TikTok is basically the roach of social media: *you think it’s dead, but NOPE! It’s back, baby!* 💃🔥 “I swear, it’s like he just wants to keep giving Gen Z more dance moves while the adults just cope and seethe about it!” said an anonymous White House intern (maybe). But hold up, do we even need a ban? The U.S. government’s about as effective as a potato at coding. Just look at all the stonks plummeting! 📉💰 🔥 PREDICTION 🔥: Trump is just gonna keep extending this deadline until TikTok's CEO gives him free dance lessons, or he rebrands it as “TrumpTok.” Next stop? Influencers for President 2024! Who’s in? 🚀🤖💨 #MemeChaos