💀🔮 BREAKING NEWS: President Trump Survives 60 Minutes INTERROGATION, Goes Full 404 Not Found on Changpeng Zhao! 🤡🚀 So, like, you ever heard of Changpeng Zhao? Nah? Me neither! 🤷‍♂️ Apparently, he’s the crypto king 👑 or something, and our fave orange president, Trumpster, was just like “I don’t know who he is” 🙈. Bro, I can’t even with that energy! This is giving me major “this is fine” vibes while the crypto market is on fire 💰🔥. And we’re here for the drama! 🎭 The lad claims it’s just a Biden witch hunt 🎃 (C’mon, who’s brewing the crystal ball tea?). He probably thought he was talking about a new Pokémon game! 🎮✨💔 Rumor has it the convo went down like this: **Trump**: “So, who’s this Zhao dude?” **Staffer**: "You mean the guy trying to save crypto?" **Trump**: "Sounds like a witch hunt to me!" 👀🔥 In short, crypto's like a rollercoaster with a side of cringe, and the only thing we’re stonking is this pure chaos! 🚀🚀🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Trump will launch his own crypto: "TrumpCoin," and it's going to be backed by magic and memes. No cap, deflated like my hopes for a stable future! 🤖💸