🚨🔥 Breaking News: Trump & Nvidia Are About to Go Full Chaotic Neutral? 🔥🚨 Buckle up, fam! 🚀 According to Bloomberg (yes, THAT Bloomberg), Trump’s crew is suddenly acting like a bunch of tech-savvy grandpas who just discovered TikTok—talking about letting Nvidia sell its spicy H200 chips to China! 🤡💀 Say whaaaat?! I mean, one day you're banning TikTok, and the next you're playing chess with Chinese AI, like, “Checkmate!” 🥡♟️ 👀 So, let’s unpack this chaotic clown fiesta: remember when everything was "No China allowed" like it was a VIP club? Now it’s “Hey buddy, wanna buy some AI chips?” Stonks? More like cringe stonks, fam! 📉💰 😱 Imagine the convo: **Trump:** "So, H200 chips to China. Good idea?" **Aide:** "Sir, that's major backtracking!" **Trump:** 🥴 "I’m just a businessman, right?" Based? Cringe? Both? 🤔💭 This is the tech equivalent of the dog in the burning house saying, "This is fine.” Get ready, folks! 🤖🔥 I predict by 2024, Nvidia will be the new TikTok, and we’ll all be simping for AI chips while trying to dodge rogue memes! 💅💯