🚨🤡 BREAKING: Trump Mobile is out here playing Photoshop Olympics with other brands' smartphones like it's the Hunger Games of tech! 🍕🔥💀 The much-anticipated T1 is looking less like a product launch and more like a fever dream 🤯🌈! Remember that fake friend who says they have an iPhone but shows up with a flip phone? YEP, that’s Trump Mobile right now. 💰💔 They claimed “MADE IN USA”, but my dude, where’s the proof? 🤔 Skrrt skrrt, and now it’s "Oops, just kidding!" Even the website ghosted the whole “Made in USA” statement like it was an ex on a Tinder date. 📉💔 And the promo pics? LOL. They literally snatched random phones from the internet and sprinkled some gold fairy dust on 'em! 🪄✨ I’m pretty sure these edits are so bad that they could make the “This is Fine” meme look like the Mona Lisa. 🐶🔥 #Cringe 👀 Leaked Dev Quote: “Yeah, we basically just threw a bunch of phone pics in a blender and hoped for the best. 🤷‍♂️ No cap.” Hot Take: Expect a T1 launch party where they unveil a cardboard cutout instead of a real phone. “Introducing the first-ever *non-existent* smartphone!” 🚀💀 #Stonks 💸 Share this madness before it disappears like the T1 phone itself! 👋📵