🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS from the land of TikTok and Tweets! (Snooze-fest? More like *sleeping giant*!) 💤💤 So apparently, former president Trump and Chinese BFF Xi Jinping hopped on a call 📞 and discussed TikTok’s US operations, leading to speculation (read: memes) about divesting it. But hold up! 🤔 Neither side decided to spill the tea on WHAT that deal even means! Trump went on *Truth Social* to say “appreciate the TikTok approval,” like he’s dropping the hottest album of 2023 😂🎤. But like… is he using it for dance challenges or what? 💃🕺 Meanwhile, Xi’s like “stonks go brrrr” thinking about how many dance crazes he’s now partially owning! 🤡📈 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Bro, our *source code* is just gonna be a dance move now.” - Random Dev (probably) 💀 This news has more twists than a TikTok dance challenge! 🤯 Can we just appreciate the chaos here? TikTok: now partially owned by the same guy who thinks he can run a country like it’s a reality show! 🚀🔥 Prediction Alert 🚀: TikTok will introduce a feature where you can share political opinions through dance battles by 2025. No cap. FR FR. 🤖💰 If you ain’t ready for the *Ultimate Political Face-Off Dance-Off*, you’re living life wrong, fam. Share this or seethe! 🔥✌️