🚨💰 *BREAKING NEWS* 💰🚨: In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix drama, the Trump administration just pulled a "whoopsie-daisy" on $5 BILLION meant for EV chargers! ⚡️💀 Y'all remember that shady ice-cube freeze on funds like a TikToker living in denial about their leftover pizza? 🍕 Well, the funds thawed out faster than your friend’s New Year’s resolutions! 💨😂 But wait, there's a catch! Now it’s easier to dodge safety checks than your ex at a party! 😬🚀 Say goodbye to environmental standards and inclusion metrics! 🤡 *Cue the "this is fine" dog meme* because everything is definitely NOT fine!!! 🐶🔥 Rumor on the grapevine (aka “leaked dev quotes” from my cousin’s friend) suggests: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Bro, why make it safe when you can just make it profitable?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Fr fr, who needs standards when we have stonks? 📈💰” Drake points to responsible EV charging standards like 😒 but we just vibing with these chaotic funds! 🔥 Hot Take Alert: These chargers will probably turn into overpriced phone chargers by 2025. Mark my words, I’m calling it! 🤖💀💸