💨💔 Breaking News: Wind Power? More Like Wind Down! 💔💨 Alright fam, gather ‘round because the Trumpeter just hit the “Pause” button on the Revolution Wind farm construction like he’s dodging his responsibilities to save the planet! 🚧💀 80% done and BOOM 💥, the U.S. Bureau of Ocean Energy Management slides in like a villain in a superhero movie, saying, “Nah fam, national security concerns, we need to stop this.” Like, what kind of plot twist is this?! 🤡 Meanwhile, the power-hungry data centers and electric cars are like 🥴, “Help! We need all the juice!” But Trump’s just acting like his fossil fuel buddies are about to lose their monopoly on the energy game 🤖💰. It’s almost like he’s trying to keep the wind industry in a chokehold. Stonks down for green energy, and it’s all cringe! 😂 According to a “leaked” quote from a “developer” (totally not a cardboard cutout of Trump), “At this rate, I could build a house with the money we’re losing 💸💸. But hey, at least I'll have a cozy place to cry about the climate crisis!” 🔥 **Hot Take Alert**: By 2025, we’ll be trading fossil fuels for wishful thinking as we all just sit back and yell, “This is fine!” while the planet heats up. 🤯🌍 #MakeWindGreatAgain #TrumpVsWinds #EpicFail