🔥🚨BREAKING: Trump Gives China Tariffs the Ultimate 90-Day Gym Membership🚨🔥🤡 So guess what fam? Donald "The Donald" Trump just hit the PAUSE button on those China tariffs for another 90 days! 🕰️💸📅 Stay tuned for the next episode of "As the Tariff Turns"!!! 📺💔 Just when you thought prices on your favorite gadgets couldn’t get any more 🚀🔥 EXPENSIVE, they’re still chilling at a totally 'not-so-fun' 30%! 145% to 30% sounds like the world's hottest rollercoaster ride, but no cap, we're still paying more for that Switch 2 like it's fresh Yeezy drops. 🥵👟🤖💰 IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We thought tariffs were gonna get lower, but now they’re just hanging out like that one friend who never leaves the party!” 😂🍕 Meanwhile, Nintendo is like: “Switch 1? Price just raised by $40!” like they dropped an unexpected DLC 🙃. Sonos and Microsoft are joining the price hike party too… DO I SMELL A SPICY NEW TREND? 🥵🍗 In conclusion, my totally unhinged prediction? 👀💥 In 90 days, we’re all going to be using banana peels as gaming controllers. 🍌🎮 #Tariffocalypse2023 Stay woke, folks! This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💀 #MemeChaos #Stonks