🔔💥BREAKING NEWS: IT'S TRUMP vs. INTEL CEO TREMORS! 💥🔔 So, basically, our former orange overlord, Donald J. Trump, just spicy-memed his way into the Intel boardroom. 📈 He’s demanding that CEO Lip-Bu Tan resign faster than I can say “stolen election memes.” 🥴💔 But why? Because *gasp* he might be a spy for the bad guys... aka China. 🙈💀 **Leaked developer chat:** 👨‍💻 Developer A: "Dude, Tan's ties to China are like when your mom catches you with too many open tabs on your browser." 👨‍💻 Developer B: "Honestly, this is *cringe* AF. Like, can you imagine being Intel, trying to revive your brand while dodging political landmines?" 🔥🤦‍♂️ Tan’s only been CEO for **five months**, and it’s like they hired him to fix a ship while it’s *still sinking* – talk about being thrown into the deep end! 🌊😂 Meanwhile, Intel is being left in the dust by stonks-worshipping TSMC like it’s a dumpster fire. 🔥✨ **Prediction Alert**: 🤖🔥 Within a month, you’ll see a blockchain-based resignation letter and ‘Intel Wars: The Chip Awakens’ hitting the streamers. This is peak *"this is fine"* energy, folks! 🔥👀 So grab your popcorn and stay tuned, because this tech drama is hotter than a GPU in a crypto-mining rig! 💰🚀