
๐ Trump goes from โwho dis?โ to โwow, king vibes!โ ๐๐ Lip-Bu Tanโs success got him saying: "based!"๐ฅ #PlotTwist
๐จ BREAKING: Trump Has an Intel-vention! ๐จ๐คก๐ฅ So, like, ya boy Trump just flipped the script on Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan, and suddenly itโs a feel-good story straight outta Silicon Valley! ๐ฑ๐ Weโre talking major plot twist, folks! Imagine a rom-com where the antagonist becomes the hero, except the only dating happening here is between tech innovation and, uh, questionable political decisions. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ In a recent Truth Social hot take ๐ฅ, our favorite Cheeto-in-chief said, โLip-Buโs success is an AMAZING story!โ Well, what did you expect? This is the same guy who thought nunchucks were a cool accessory at meetings. ๐ช๏ธ๐ Sources say during the meeting, Trump whispered to his cabinet: โI really hope he brings chipsโฆ like, potato chips. STONKS! ๐๐ฐโ Meanwhile, Lip-Bu is just sitting there like this is fine, trying not to facepalm so hard he breaks the table. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Letโs be real, *when you're getting praise from the former POTUS, you know you're doing something RIGHT or you accidentally invented a new crypto.* ๐๐ฐ Hot take incoming! By 2025, Trump will endorse an electric potato that mines crypto. No cap. Yeah, THAT'S the future! ๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ฏ #PotatoCoin #LipBuForPresident2024