🚨 BREAKING: Trump Has an Intel-vention! 🚨🤡💥 So, like, ya boy Trump just flipped the script on Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan, and suddenly it’s a feel-good story straight outta Silicon Valley! 😱💅 We’re talking major plot twist, folks! Imagine a rom-com where the antagonist becomes the hero, except the only dating happening here is between tech innovation and, uh, questionable political decisions. 🤷‍♂️💔 In a recent Truth Social hot take 🔥, our favorite Cheeto-in-chief said, “Lip-Bu’s success is an AMAZING story!” Well, what did you expect? This is the same guy who thought nunchucks were a cool accessory at meetings. 🌪️😆 Sources say during the meeting, Trump whispered to his cabinet: “I really hope he brings chips… like, potato chips. STONKS! 🍟💰” Meanwhile, Lip-Bu is just sitting there like this is fine, trying not to facepalm so hard he breaks the table. 🤦‍♂️ Let’s be real, *when you're getting praise from the former POTUS, you know you're doing something RIGHT or you accidentally invented a new crypto.* 🚀💰 Hot take incoming! By 2025, Trump will endorse an electric potato that mines crypto. No cap. Yeah, THAT'S the future! 💀🤖🔥💯 #PotatoCoin #LipBuForPresident2024