🚨💀 HOLD UP, TECH GANG! We just got some spicy tea ☕️ spillin’ straight outta Washington, and it's got me like 🤯. So, apparently, Trump just played a game of *5D chess* with Nvidia’s Chinese sales – like he's Yoda and Nvidia's CEO just jumped into the Dagobah swamp for a dance-off. 💃🤖 First, he’s like "NO YUO CAN’T SELL TO CHINA!" 😡⬆️, and then he flips the script like he’s handing out discounts at a Black Friday sale 🤑. It’s like that meme of Drake pointing when he doesn't want to deal with *Regulations*… but then suddenly embracing it when cash starts flowing in. 💰🤑 🌌 Leaked dev chat: Dev1: "Dude, why’s he cockblocking us?" Dev2: "Cope harder! Uncle Sam loves a good plot twist!" 📈🤔 Dev1: "Bet he’s trying to juice the economy like it's a TikTok smoothie recipe!" 🥤🚀 Dev2: "Facts. We're basically the meme stonks at this point!" 🚀🔥 So, buckle up, fam. I predict that next, we’re gonna see Nvidia release "**Trump's GPU of Freedom**," full of RGB lights and patriotism, while AI throws shade at its rivals like, "who's the REAL tech lord now?" 🤡💀🔥 #Based #Cringe #Nvidia2024