🚨BREAKING: Trump just hit that NNNOOOOTTTTT button for Changpeng Zhao! 🚨💥 Like, are we seriously still playing “Is this real life?” 🤯😱 In the wildest turn since the last season of *Game of Thrones* 💀, Trump has decided to go full crypto with a pardon for ol’ Changpeng, the Binance big boss himself 🤡💰. After months of what we can only assume was heavy lobbying and maybe a few back-alley crypto card games, Zhao is officially free to roam the digital streets again! Just what we need: another crypto overlord on the loose! 🕶️💸 Let’s be REAL for a hot sec... Zhao went from running the world’s biggest crypto exchange to a fascinating four-month vacation at Club Fed 🏖️— all for "not implementing anti-money laundering protections." Newsflash: That's like a fast-food restaurant getting fined for not checking IDs on the burgers! 🍔🚫 But hold onto your Bitcoin wallets, folks—Zhao is back, baby! And the conspiracy theorists are already lit 🔥, saying they "saw it coming" like a plot twist in a TikTok drama. 😵‍💫 So what’s next? Are we gonna see Trump and Zhao collab on a new crypto meme coin? "PardonerCoin" to the moon? 🌙🚀 "Yo, we’re just trying to make crypto great again!" said Zhao in an EXCLUSIVE *leaked call* with Trump. 🤭🤑 Get ready: BY 2025, we’ll all be trading in virtual “Pardons for Purchase” tokens. Fr fr! #Stonks 💸📈 Meme this, fam! 💥💀