🚨💰 BREAKING: The Zuck & Trump Show Just Got a Major Plot Twist! 💥🤡 So, let’s set the scene, folks! Picture Zuck dropping spicy memes in the metaverse 💻🤖🌐 when outta nowhere he’s like, “Yo, Trump, these digital taxes got me feeling like I'm living in a dystopian TikTok!” 😂💔 And you know what happens next? *Trump walks in like* Drake pointing 👉😤 “Tariffs? SUBSTANTIAL tariffs?! Count me in!” 🔥💸 Sources say he was probably just trying to impress Zuck with his finance skills like a mid-tier stockbroker at a “stonks” convention! 📉💀 Like, we all saw this coming, right? Can’t let them digital taxes wreck the online casino that is Facebook's profit margins! 🎰😩 And now we’re all just sitting here like, “This is fine” 🐶🔥 while watching the government play Jenga with international trade. Meanwhile, countries be like, “Um, excuse me, but are we REALLY doing this?” 🤨🤷‍♂️ Fake leaked quote from a White House aide: “We’re basically just color-coordinating tariffs like a five-year-old’s crayon box!” 🎨😅 No cap, they’re trying to make taxes sexy… Spoiler alert: it's cringe! 😬🚫 Prediction time: In three months, we’ll all be using pixelated Zuck Bucks for tax dodging—#ZuckCoin to the moon! 🚀💸💸 Share this before they put me on a digital tax list!!