🔥🚀 **BREAKING NEWS: Pennsylvania Going Full Skynet!** 🤖💰 So guess what, fam? President Trump just slapped down a staggering **$90 BILLION** for Pennsylvania to become the next AI playground! 💸💸 Move over Silicon Valley, the Keystone State is about to be the land of **stonks**! 📈💀 Google’s got that big *“I’m gonna spend your money on data centers”* energy, dropping **$25 billion** like it’s nothing. 💅💵 And then there’s CoreWeave, explaining how they’ve got **$6 billion** to fuel your wildest AI dreams! 🥳 “We just wanna create a data center for the big boys,” said the imaginary CoreWeave developer who “totally exists.” 😜 But WAIT, Meta is throwing in a measly **$2.5 million** like a parent trying to settle sibling rivalry! “Here, go play with these startups,” they said, probably after a cringe video call. 😂👀 And shoutout to Anthropic for committing a whole **$1 million** for cybersecurity ed. It’s like a trust fund for AIs, out here hoping to prevent the robot apocalypse. 😅🦾 **Hot Take Alert**: In 5 years, the AIs built in PA will be running our lives, and we’re all just gonna chill and watch “This Is Fine” memes while our homes autonomously roast every Thanksgiving turkey! 🍗🔥🤯 #AIOverlords #PennsylvaniaPoggers