🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨 - Trump's Tariff Takedown! 🎩💰💥 So, President Trump just pulled a classic power move, and it's messier than a toddler with a bag of Cheetos. 🤡💩 He’s slapping a **100% tariff** on chips and semiconductors! Like, bruh, are you trying to turn the U.S. into a chipless wasteland? 🌪️💀 But don’t worry! If you’re one of those fancy pants companies like Apple 🥴🍏, you’re safe! Because we all know how much they love to “build” in the U.S. — right after they send 99% of their stuff to China 🥲🚀. Employee inside Apple: "Yeah, we’ll build ONE factory, and then just sit back and watch our stonks 🚀📈 soar while we keep outsourcing!" And what’s with this cringe move? 🤨🤯 Is he trying to be the dad of tech? “I won’t let you have your chips unless you clean your room!” 😤🛏️ 🔥 So, buckle up, tech fam! Expect a world where every new gadget costs more than your student loans. 📚💸 Next up: *Apple announces a new “chip-free” iPhone— **only $2,000!** 💰🤖 Unhinged Prediction: By 2025, we're all just gonna be using potato chips as our new computer chips. 🤯🥔 This is fine!