🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: Even Trump can’t resist the Silicon Valley squad! 💼✌️💰 In a plot twist no one asked for, DJT is like “Nah, fam” to the idea of sending the National Guard into San Fran after chatting with tech legends like Jensen Huang (the guy literally makes your graphics card feel like a potato 🥔) and Marc Benioff (the Salesforce dude who treats cloud storage like it's his personal fog machine ☁️🔥). But wait, it gets spicier! 🔥 It’s like the Avengers of tech came together for a “Dude, throw out the surge” session. I can hear it now: “Jensen dropped some sweet GPU wisdom, and Marc was like, ‘not on my watch, bro!’” 🤖💯 (Leaked chat: “Dude, let’s just make an app for safety instead.” “Stonks,” replies Marc with a thumbs up!) Meanwhile, the memes are writing themselves! Drake points to the National Guard: "SENDING THEM TO SAN FRAN? NOPE!" 🙅‍♂️ But like, let's be real: can you imagine Trump in Silicon Valley? Just wandering around wearing a VR headset, yelling "I’m in the metaverse!" while dodging drone deliveries like an episode of Black Mirror? 🤡 WILD PREDICTION: In 2024, we might see Trump as the first tech-bro President: “Let’s make America based again, but only in 8K!” 💀📈🔥 #ThisIsFine #TechTrump Share this madness! 🤪