🚨✨🚀 BREAKING NEWS: The Trump-Crypto Honeymoon Is OVER, fam! 💔💰 You ain’t dreaming! Remember when the Trump campaign was riding that crypto wave like a surf bro on a hidden stash of Elon Musk's magic internet coins? 🏄‍♂️💸 Well, guess what? 🤡💀 It's raining Ls now, folks, and it’s more tragic than a cat video without sound. 🔍💔 *Fake developer quote incoming:* "We thought we were making stonks, but now it feels like we're just holding bags of 'Oops, not again'!" - Some dev probably 😅💩 Yes, you heard it! The lavish crypto cash rivers are drying up faster than my will to live watching stock market crashes. 📉🔥 This is fine, right? Just ask anyone still HODLing Dogecoin! 😂 Meanwhile, the "galaxy brain" 🧠 crypto enthusiasts are scrambling to figure out how to cope with this hot mess. “Blame Biden,” they say. But honestly, we KNOW you’re seething, bro. Drake's confirming the vibes: “Back to the blockchain? Nah, I'm good.” 🚫👀 🔥💡 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: Expect Trump to launch TRUMP-PUMP COINS™ next week. Not financial advice, but I’m betting they collapse faster than you can say “Make Cryptocurrency Great Again!” 💥🚨 Share this chaos, fam, because the future is wild, and we’re all in for the ride! 🌪️💀🚀 #CryptoCrisis #TechRoast