🚨 Breaking News: TikTok Roulette with Murdoch’s Stonks! 🚨 Imagine this: 🎩 Trump 👀, tapes 📝 stitched together with nostalgia from 2016, casually dropping the bomb that Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch are considering investing in TikTok. The plot thickens, fam! 🤡💀 “It’s probably gonna happen,” Trump says, and we’re like: “Based or cringe? 🔥” Meanwhile, the Murdochs are hastily Googling TikTok dances like they’re trying to avoid a Zoom call with their accountant. 🕺🔍💰 Developer Quote: 💬 “Honestly, I thought TikTok was just for kids and their e-girl dance-offs. Now we might need to whip out the corporate credit card 😅💳. If it flops? No cap, we're still richer than Croesus.” And let’s be real: the only thing that won’t be on fleek is the regulatory circus surrounding this deal. 🤡🤖 So, buckle up! This is gonna be messier than a toddler with spaghetti! 🍝🚀 Prediction time: 🤔 I’m calling it right now — in 2024, TikTok will be UNDER a Murdoch empire so vast, they’ll release an album titled “Rich Dads Dancing.” It’ll be a meme fest for the ages! 💀💥 #MurdochTok #StonkTok #ThisIsFine