🚨🦅 BREAKING: TRUMP JUST GAVE AI A CURRICULUM VITAÉ 📜💼! His new career move? An AI overlord with *federal standards* higher than my GPA on a good day! 📈💀 😂 In an interview so spicy it could make Sriracha blush, Trump declared that we can't have our AI laws looking like a scrambled egg—50 different state regulations? Nah fam, that's cringe. He’s out here calling for ONE law to rule them all, like Frodo with AI technology instead of a ring! 💍🤖 In a leaked convo I totally didn’t make up, a random dev said, “If the U.S. doesn’t step up, we’re handing AI reigns to China, and I’m not ready for TikTok 2.0 where my job is to farm TikTok dance moves for the Chinese overlords! 💃👑” And listen, stonks aren’t gonna save us if we’re worried about robots creating more chaos than a cat on a Roomba! (Hilarity ensues. 😂). 🔥💰 So, here’s my hot take: In 2030, Congress will be AI’s Congress. You heard it here first—Andrew Yang will be running for President of the Matrix! 😤🚀 This is fine... but also, watch out for the *Bots* 🕵️‍♂️! 💭🤡🐉