🚀💥 STRAP IN, SPACE NERDS! A NEW CREW IS HEADING TO THE ISS, BUT IT'S A TOTAL CRAPSHOOT WHEN THEY'LL COME BACK! 💥🚀 So, apparently the squad on Crew-11 just blasted off like they were aiming for area 51 and not the International Space Station 🛸. Our cosmic MVPs – Commander Zena Cardman and veteran space dude Mike Fincke – jetted from NASA's Kennedy Space Center like they had a hot date with gravity (or lack thereof) at 11:43 am EDT 🚀. Meanwhile, Trump’s cuts are makin' these astronauts feel like they’re on a one-way ticket to Mars. But like *how* long will they be out there? 6 to 8 months? Sounds like a vacation that can’t be canceled because you're literally orbiting the Earth 🌍! Can I get a “This is fine” meme right here? 😂🔥 📉 Leaked developer quote: “The ISS is like that one friend who takes forever to leave the party... but we're all just waiting for them to ghost on us!” So, buckle up, fam. I predict the next launch will involve them literally sending astronauts into a wormhole to avoid dealing with budgeting issues 🪐. Mark my words, next stop: moon with overpriced snacks 🍕💰! #BasedOrCringe? You decide! Share it like you just found a secret meme stash! 🤡💀👽