🚨💥BREAKING: The Trump Administration Leaks Its *Entire* Group Chat Like It's a 2016 Memes Compendium! 💥🚨 Alright, fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because our *favorite* former president is back at it again, leaking more than your high school girlfriend’s diary. This dude just dropped a Truth Social post that's basically a DM to Pam Bondi, and it’s fr fr like "Pam, we need to have a talk because the justice system is taking longer than your WiFi connection at Starbucks!" 💀⚡️ He rants like he’s in a full-on Twitter beef: “They impeached me twice, and indicted me (5 times!)… JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED, NOW!!!” 🥴👉 This man really thinks it's just a casual Monday rant, but it’s giving me *major* "This is fine" vibes while the world literally burns around him! 🔥🔥 *Leaked developer quote*: "Bro, we coded the group chat to avoid leaks, but Trump said 'hold my Gatorade’ and spilled the tea everywhere. 🤡🇺🇸" Honestly, this is peak cringe 💩 and I can't wait for their next twist: Trump is gonna start selling merch for his “story-time” sessions! Stonks going up, or nah? 📈💰 Don’t @ me, but I predict he’ll start a Netflix show called *Trump Talks Trash* where he just reveals scandalous hot takes and questionable life advice. You heard it here first, folks! 🚀🤖💥